Dogbert Answers RTV Email

Diehard fans of the Dilbert comic strip know that all inane letters to author Scott Adams are answered by his razor-witted creation, Dogbert. Rick, Brad, and Mark thought it would be really cool if they could solicit Dogbert to do the same for them - and then realized that Dogbert is only a cartoon character. But if Dogbert were available to answer RTV email, we believe it would look something like the responses linked below.

Letters are listed from newest to oldest. Click on the Dogbert to jump to the letter:

	Letter Number 9: Brad documents his technical support nightmare with Qwest.
	Letter Number 8: We were shocked (SHOCKED!) to discover that there were cyberspace pirates out there stealing our bandwidth! So we did a few little switcheroos....
	Letter Number 7: A Nigerian lawyer informs us (via email) that Mark has died in a tragic traffic accident and left behind a substantial unclaimed fortune. Brad responds as Mark is apparently too stunned to reply, having no recollection of even visiting Africa.
	Letter Number 6: RTV is contacted by a mysterious rocket designer who we believe has terroristic motives. This, unfortunately, is no joke. Brad wrote an article for Extreme Rocketry magazine on the topic, which is reprinted [HERE!]
	Letter Number 5: Support the orphans of Angolan Freedom Fighters!
	Letter Number 4: A spammer's true nature is revealed.
	Letter Number 3: A Boston lawyer threatens to sue Brad for trademark infringement. It's a long story, but well worth the read! Proof that no good deed goes unpunished.
	Letter Number 2: Some young turk with a chip on his shoulder rips our web site. He should have known better....
	Letter Number 1: Some people just don't get it. We hear frequently from services that solicite us to pay them to list our site. We say "thanks but no thanks", and they go away. When they don't, they hear from Dogbert.
	Check Back Soon: As long as people continue to write stupid letters, we'll keep posting them here!